Ode to a booby

Great mass of flesh,
Why do I honour thee above the rest?
So weird and nipply…
And yet,
I know you have the power,
a magnetic kind of pull,
to which many eyes succumb,
mostly men,
who sneak a look,
and for me you are fun,
to jiggle, to cup, to bounce around,
a little toy abreast my ship,
I welcome thee aboard!
Ode to a booby,
Soft and round,
White and pink,
Buoyant bags,
Ode to a booby,
In all your grace,
May you boob a little longer…
May you boob,
Today.